If I Ever Get Rabies Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear shirts that say “Blessed” or “Live $25.95
I Like My Women Like My Fajitas Custom Embroidered Hat There are hats that block the sun, hats that $35.95
People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat Finally, a hat that speaks the unspeakable truth: the $35.95
On My Way To Jury Guilt (He’s Guilty – I Already Decided) Nothing says “fair trial” like strutting into jury duty $10.50
Cover Me I’m Going In Custom Printed T-Shirt Some shirts whisper. Others shout. But the “Cover Me, $25.95
I’m The Guy Your Mother Warned You About Hat There are hats, and then there are life decisions $35.95
I Love Custom Printed T-Shirt There’s something healing—spiritual even—about putting your passive-aggressive thoughts, unfiltered $25.95
Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago) Funny Car Decal Sticker Nothing stops a road-rage-fueled honker faster than existential guilt—and $10.50
I Bet the Honeymoon Period of Joining a Cult is FKNG Awesome Hat There’s a very specific kind of person who sees $29.95
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95
Running on Soda and Bad Decisions Hat Black Embroidered Dad Cap There are two types of people in this world: $29.95