Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. Others? Their bad decisions on their hat. Introducing the If You Don’t Drink embroidered cap — the only headwear bold enough to announce, “I’m not here for hydration, I’m here for chaos.” Whether you’re at a backyard BBQ, a family reunion, or just trying to survive another Monday, this hat says what your soul’s been whispering since happy hour last week.
Crafted with precision embroidery and just enough attitude, it’s the perfect accessory for those who know that “water is for plants.” Slip it on, grab a cold one, and prepare for strangers to nod approvingly from across the bar. Because if you don’t drink… someone’s gotta do it for you.
