There’s nothing quite like watching a grown adult panic in a coffee shop because they think your laptop has a brick of uncut Colombian yay-yo duct-taped to it—until they realize it’s just a sticker. The Fake Cocaine Sticker Prank is for the mischievously bold and legally cautious. Slap one of these bad boys on your water bottle, laptop, or grandma’s walker, and wait for the chaos to unfold. Warning: may cause flashbacks in ex-ravers and conversations with undercover mall cops. Bonus points if someone tries to taste test it.
This sticker has a magical power—it turns every stranger into a snitch and every TSA agent into Sherlock Holmes. One dude in the gym locker room spent a solid 3 minutes debating whether to call security or ask for your plug. Best part? When you explain it’s just a sticker, they don’t laugh—they just blink like you’ve summoned a demon from the Department of Homeland Security. Prank level: elite. Jail time risk: zero. Fun for all ages, especially if your age is emotionally stuck at 14.