Ah yes, the “Don’t Get Your Hopes Up” Gift Bag — perfect for that person in your life who expects too much from you… like effort. Why wrap a present with love when you can wrap it in honesty? This bag says, “I remembered your birthday at the last second, but at least I didn’t show up empty-handed.” It’s the ultimate gift for low expectations and even lower effort.
You can use it for birthdays, anniversaries, or that awkward Secret Santa where you drew the boss. Nothing says “corporate compliance” like handing over a bag that emotionally prepares the recipient for disappointment. They’ll laugh… and then realize you weren’t joking.
But the real beauty of this bag? Reusability. It’s eco-friendly and emotionally sustainable — just like your ex’s excuses. You can re-gift it infinitely, because there’s always someone in your life who could use a little humility wrapped in shiny paper.
So next time you’re out of ideas, out of money, or just out of patience, grab the “Don’t Get Your Hopes Up” bag. It’s the gift that keeps on disappointing — and we mean that in the best possible way.
