I Miss My Ex Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? $25.95
I Do Not Have a Bald Spot Green Rope Snapback Cap Custom Embroidered Funny Meme Hat Some hats cover your head. This hat covers the $35.95
Girls Will Be Girls Sticker – Feminist Retro Glitter Vinyl Sticker This sticker doesn’t just say “Girls Will Be Girls”—it $4.99
Stop Honking! Driver is Conducting Research on Wikipedia Bumper Sticker Nothing says “cutting-edge navigation” like swerving across three lanes $10.50
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95
$30 for a Damn Haunted House Tucker Hat Custom Embroidered Listen, if you’re gonna spend $30 on anything this $35.95
I Cast Check Engine Light (Wizard) Bumper Sticker If Gandalf owned a 2008 Chevy Malibu, this would $10.50
I Only Eat Lemon Pound Cake Funny Hat Viral TikTok Meme Cap Bold Humor Embroidered There are two types of people in this world: $35.95
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99