Cumfetti Gun – Freeze! Put your hands in the air! Don’t make any sudden movements, or I’ll shoot you with a bunch of sperm! Oh, you think you’re safe because I’m a woman so I don’t produce sperm? That’s where you’re wrong, bucko… prepare to be showered with a rain of confetti sperm!
It may sound ridiculous, but your guests will know that’s no empty threat when you level the Cumfetti Sprayer at them. This silly contraption has a penis-shaped muzzle, and when you press the trigger, it shoots out exactly what you’d expect to shoot out of a penis. Except less messy. Or, well, messier? We’re not really sure whether getting your house covered in confetti or actual sperm would be worse, to be honest.