If you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “This needs more military authority on the rear windshield,” then the Captain Salute WiperTag is for you. Nothing says patriotism like a cartoon captain giving you a crisp salute every time you turn on your rear wipers. Rain? Snow? Random neighbor kid with a Super Soaker? Don’t worry — Captain Salute is there to defend freedom and visibility, one swish at a time.
It’s like having your very own miniature drill sergeant who refuses to let precipitation win. And let’s be real: the only thing funnier than watching Captain Salute in action is realizing the guy behind you in traffic has been following a windshield wiper officer for three exits, silently questioning every life choice that led him there.
