If you’ve ever wanted your headwear to scream, “I make questionable life choices but at least I’m consistent,” this dad hat is your soulmate. With its embroidered confession about the ultimate date night—booze, cigs, and a good ol’ fashioned bar brawl—it’s less of an accessory and more of a personality test. Wear this to family gatherings, and watch Grandma either pray for you or ask where she can get one too. It’s not just a hat, it’s a warning label for anyone within a 10-foot radius.
This cap doesn’t just keep the sun out of your eyes—it keeps boring conversations out of your life. Why talk about the weather when your forehead is already telling strangers you’d rather be throwing hands in a dive bar at 2 AM? Ideal for people who hate small talk, love chaos, and want their fashion choices to double as a police statement. Honestly, it’s less dad hat and more bad-decision billboard.
