Ever wanted to wear a warning label for your emotional state? Enter: the “A Toaster In A Bath” custom T-shirt. Nothing says “I’m fine” like a cartoon toaster cannonballing into a bubble bath with the same energy you bring to family functions. This shirt is for the drama queens, the nihilists, and anyone who’s ever muttered “mood” while staring into the void during a Zoom call. It’s ironic, iconic, and electrically chaotic.
Wearing it in public guarantees one of two outcomes: either you make a new best friend who instantly gets your humor, or you get handed a pamphlet by a stranger who’s concerned for your well-being. Either way, it sparks conversation—because nothing quite breaks the ice like wearing existential dread with a smile and a splash.
