Ah, paranoia—the spice of life. And nothing says “I live rent-free in your brain” like a sticker declaring, “You’re NOT Paranoid – I AM Following You.” Slap it on a laptop, a car bumper, or your neighbor’s mailbox (preferably without legal consequences), and watch the magic unfold. You’ll turn every casual glance into an FBI-level side-eye.
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a conversation ender. People who see it suddenly remember they left the oven on. Or maybe they suddenly realize you could be following them. Are you? You’ll never tell. That’s the beauty of it—it’s comedy, performance art, and a low-level social experiment rolled into one.
Best of all, it’s a sticker that works on every surface, from water bottles to your friend’s diary. Imagine them opening it up, seeing your little reminder, and wondering if you really are reading every page. Hint: keep them guessing. The world’s too serious—let’s be the creepy little ray of sunshine it doesn’t know it needs.
