In a world of snooze-worthy bookmarks, behold the CockMark! Yes, you read that right. Finally, a bookmark that stands tall, proud, and slightly bewildering.
Imagine the look on your friend’s face when they spot your bookshelf adorned with these ahem unique placeholders. The CockMark: where literature meets… artistic expression.
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So why settle for bland bookmarks when you can have the CockMark? Get ready to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and never lose your page again. Get yours today and give your reading experience a… lift! 🍆📚