Finally, a hat that speaks the unspeakable truth: the People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat. This is not just headwear—it’s a public service announcement. Imagine walking into a room, tipping your brim slightly, and everyone instantly knowing two things about you: one, you have a sense of humor, and two, you should probably be seated near the restroom.
This hat is more than an accessory; it’s a badge of honor for the lactose-intolerant warriors, the Taco Bell enthusiasts, and the brave souls who think “extra hot salsa” is a personality trait. You don’t just wear it—you live it. It’s fashion, it’s function, and it’s a built-in excuse to leave meetings early. Who needs subtlety when you can let your forehead do the talking?
