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Gummy Worm Straws

Gummy Worm Straws! – Yummy and gummy right to

Baseball Bat Spatula

Batter up with a pan full of brownies!

Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

It’s everything you love about the original Kama Sutra

Knit Shark Hat

Knit Shark Hat – Because your toddler isn’t afraid

Pac Man Wall Decals

Who knew Pac Man made just a great wall

Bag Cap

Never let another thing go stale ever again!

TARDIS VS Dalek Salt And Pepper Shakers

They may be enemies, but they gotta work together

Vinyl Batman Wall Clock

Vinyl Record Wall Clock – Probably the coolest looking

Zombie Hand Wall Decal

Zombie Hand Wall Decal – A great centerpiece for

Cassette Tape Doormat

Cassette Tape Doormat – Step back into the 80’s

Cthulhu Slippers

Cthulhu is good to his minions, he keeps their

Ketchup And Mustard Crayons

A great gift for people who love to play

Travel Door Alarm

Travel Door Alarm – You no longer need to

Manatea Infuser

Who better to infuse your tea than a manatee,

Zelda Heart Soap

Zelda Heart Soap – Just make sure you have

Cursed Cookie Cutters

Cursed Cookie Cutters – Cursed by being so damn

Walking Dead Zombie Bottle Opener

The Walking Dead Zombie Bottle Opener – Now you

Bottle Cap Barstool

Bottle Cap Barstool – Who knew a bottle cap

Accio Coffee Mug

Accio Coffee Mug – Don’t we all wish coffee

Doggy Superhero Costumes

Doggy Superhero Costumes – If your dog is your

Doctor Who Ice Bucket And Ice Tray Set

They go together like Doctor Who and his Sonic

Bubble Gum Making Kit

They say everything taste better homemade, just imagine the

Dark Assassin Dagger

Dark Assassin Dagger – This 5 1/4 inch blade

Pink Tool Kit

Pink Tool Kit – Strong enough for a man,

OUYA Gaming Console

Complete with free to play games. If you’re looking

Breaking Bad Hazmat Suit

Breaking Bad Hazmat Suit – Thinking about being Jesse

Bunk Bed Cot

Now you can fight over who gets the top

Crows Before Hoes Tee

Crows Before Hoes Tee – The Game of Thrones

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel – Find out how many

Floating Iceberg Slide

Now you can find out what it feels like

Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder

Skeleton Toilet Paper Holder – Scare the crap out

Half Life 2 Gun Replica

Half Life 2 Gun Replica – Gordon Freeman approves.

Dancing Water Speakers

Dancing Water Speakers – Watch the water dance to

Star Trek Ice Cube Tray

Star Trek Ice Cube Tray – An Aldebaran whiskey on

Kid’s Darth Vader Hoodie

Star Wars Kid’s Darth Vader Hoodie – Keeps your

Mason Jar Shot Glasses

Mason Jar Shot Glasses – These aren’t your Grandmother’s

Combat Garden Gnome

Combat Garden Gnome – Not your Grandmother’s garden gnome

Candy Corn Oreos

Candy Corn Oreos – I’d love to get a

Batman Letterman Hoodie

Batman Letterman Hoodie – Gotham High approved.

Edible Spray Paint

Edible Spray Paint – Comes in 8 flavorful colors.

Trailer Hitch Hammock

Trailer Hitch Hammock – From trailer trashy to trailer

Donnie Darko Bunny Costume

Donnie Darko Bunny Costume – Now you can be

Whiskey Barrels Drink Dispenser

1Whiskey Barrels Drink Dispenser – Ages any drink to

We Ate Your Stick Family Decal

We ate your stick family including your honor’s student.

Zombie Goblets

By far the classiest way to sip on that

High Heel Tape Dispenser

High Heel Tape Dispenser – Whoever said scotch tape

2Pac Mask

2Pac Halloween Mask – Shawty wanna be a rapper

iPhone Panties

Yup, there’s an app for that too.

Mustache Clothes Hangers

Have you ever sat there staring at a man’s

Marvel Comic Hero Cookie Cutters

Marvel Comic Hero Cookie Cutters – Your favorite marvel

Baby Up In This Bitch Decal

So you can make it perfectly clear that you

Bedside Caddy

Bedside Caddy – No more leaving everything strew across

Ninja Shoes

Ninja Shoes – They will help you move as

Jack Daniels Whiskey Filled Chocolate

What’s better than milk and chocolate? Chocolate filled with

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