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The Perfect Cake Server

A very stylish way to cut and serve cake

Pretzel Pool Float

This pretzel is much better with pool water instead

Surprised Patrick Tee

You must be somewhere pretty shocking to surprise your

Smartphone Card Ninja

Turn almost any smartphone into a wallet with this

Jake The Dog Backpack

Jake The Dog Backpack – Don’t worry, your best

Toddler Tent

Toddler Tent – Sometimes the little ones just need

Four Person Raft

Now rafting is four times the fun!

Breaking Bad Plush Set

Breaking Bad Plush Set – All Jesse and Heisenberg

Kwikset Bluetooth Enabled Deadbolt

Kwikset Bluetooth Enabled Deadbolt – Your smartphone just became

Wolverine Hoodie

Wolverine Hoodie – Become Wolverine and maybe increase your

BloodRayne Fantasy Sword

Easily fend off hordes of vampires with this bad

R2D2 Watch

Star Wars R2D2 Watch – Now you can wear

Zombie Flip Flops

Zombie Flip Flops – The perfect gift for that

Captain America Cycling Jersey

Captain America Cycling Jersey – Cycle like only a

Dog Sling

Dog Sling – Sometime those little paws just can’t

Ask Me Why I’m Lazy – Shirt

Ask me why I’m lazy sloth shirt – Now

Gun Concealment Underwear

Now when she ask “Is that a gun in

Glass Vinyl Record Cutting Board

Vinyl Record Cutting Board – You gotta chop around

Space Invaders Ice Tray

They’ve already invaded space, now they’re invading your drink!

Boba Fett Lamp

If you’re going to be a bounty hunter, you’ve

Honey Badger BBQ Sauce

Because the honey badger don’t care how hot his

Lightsaber Toothbrush

Lightsaber Toothbrush – Don’t worry, it’s not a traditional

Doodle Blanket

Doodle Blanket – Finally something your kids are allowed

Mini Android Photo Printer

Print photos straight from your phone!

Hard Drive iPhone Case

Your iPhone basically holds everything you used to keep

Apple Peeling Machine

Don’t like apple skins? Problem solved.

Doggy Pool Float

“Warning: floating dog spotted!” It may be designed to

Dripping Crayons iPhone Case

Dripping Crayons iPhone Case – Add a splash of

Spiked Koopa Shell Backpack

Spiked Koopa Shell Backpack – King Koopa’s backpack of

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Samurai Sword Chopsticks – Every ninja knows not to

Floating Chaise Lounge

Floating Chaise Lounge – Relax in the pool in

Bloody Zombie Hand Car Decal

Bloody Zombie Hand Car Decal – Now you’ll have

Gangster Car Cheese Grater

Gangster Car Cheese Grater – Now your cheese will

Inflatable Hot Tub

Now you can have a hot tub wherever and

Talking Remote Meat Thermometer

Talking Remote Meat Thermometer – Now you’ll know exactly

Millennium Falcon Ice Tray

Millennium Falcon Ice Tray – Add a little warp

Shark Laser Pointer

You can make Dr. Evil proud with a shark

Eating Multi Tool

It’s a fork, spoon, bottle opener and three hex

Bubble Copter

A plain old R/C helicopter is boring, it just

Saw Billy The Puppet Talking Figure

Saw Billy the Puppet Talking Figure – I want

iPhone Privacy Screen Protector

iPhone 5 Privacy Screen Protector – Finally a way

Pat The Zombie Book

A hilarious zombie spoof on the classic “Pat The

Harley Davidson Rocker

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker – A much less sissy

Portal Companion Cube Ice Tray

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray – Don’t worry

Doggy Exercise Wheel

Dog Exercise Wheel – Why should hamster have all

Corn Kernel Shaver

Probably the easiest way to remove kernels from corn.

Keep Calm And Kill Zombies Mug

Keep Calm And Kill Zombies Mug – In the

Soup And Cracker Mugs

Soup and Cracker Mugs – You can dip it,

Game Boy Beach Towel

Game Boy Beach Towel – Everything you need for

Infinity Hammock

Infinity Hammock – Just looking at this hammock is

Contour Canvas Bag

Contour Canvas Bag – Finally a canvas bag with

Food Storage Cutting Board

Food Storage Cutting Board – It slices, it dices,

Zelda Heart Container Stickers

Show off a little Zelda pride with these adorable

Curly Serpent Pool Toy

Turns out the Loch Ness Monster was in your

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