Are you tired of losing your keys in the dark like some kind of medieval peasant? Fear not — the Limited Edition Warhead Glow-in-the-Dark Jack Rack® Key Holder is here to drag your sad, keyless life into the neon-lit future. This thing glows harder than a teenager’s phone at 3 a.m., and it looks so badass on your wall that guests will assume you moonlight as a guitarist for a heavy metal band… or at least someone who has definitely been in a mosh pit without proper dental insurance.
Not only does it hold your keys, it also holds your self-esteem together after another day of pretending to be a functioning adult. Plus, it glows, which means if you ever get lost in your own home — congratulations, you now own a tiny lighthouse of hope. Side effects may include spontaneous air guitar performances and your dad asking if it “comes with a CD of that racket you kids call music.”
