Jeffrey Epstein Hanging Air Freshener

Finally, a car air freshener that says, “I want my sedan to smell like secrets, sweat, and high-profile cover-ups!” The Jeffrey Epstein Hanging Air Freshener comes in “Island Breeze” and “Definitely Didn’t Kill Himself Citrus.” Not only will it keep your Prius smelling like the inside of a federal investigation, but it also sparks conversation with Uber passengers, FBI agents, and that one uncle who sends you 3 a.m. YouTube links. Warning: may cause your glovebox to mysteriously seal shut until 2042.

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