If you’ve ever wanted to get pulled over just to have a deep conversation with a very confused law enforcement officer, “I’m Not Texting, I’m Leaking Highly Confidential US Government War Plans” is the car decal for you. Why settle for ordinary bumper stickers about honor student children when you could have CIA operatives tailing you down the highway? One minute, you’re at a red light chuckling at your own genius; the next, your phone buzzes with a “routine” audit from the IRS. Pure comedy gold.
Whether you’re parked outside a Starbucks or idling in the McDonald’s drive-thru, this sticker will have passersby wondering if they should laugh, salute, or report you to the Pentagon. Even better, slap this on a rental car and see how fast you make the news. Just be prepared for an unmarked black SUV to follow you home, because apparently, satire isn’t as funny to certain three-letter agencies. 🚨
