Have you ever wondered how to make a real statement on the road? Forget those boring “Baby on Board” signs—real drivers slap on the “I Eat Chapstick” decal and let the world know they march to the beat of their own drum. I mean, who wouldn’t be intrigued by a person who casually munches on a lip balm stick like it’s a snack? It’s not just a sticker—it’s a lifestyle. The best part? You get to watch people’s faces change from confusion, to concern, to sheer admiration as they try to wrap their heads around the chapstick-consuming legend that you are. Bonus points if you actually carry some chapstick and offer it to passengers as road trip snacks.
And let’s not forget the JD Vance connection here. Sure, he wrote a bestselling memoir, ran for Senate, and did a bunch of serious stuff. But did he ever reveal his secret superpower? Eating chapstick, of course. This decal isn’t just a quirky car accessory; it’s a profound conversation starter, a deep dive into the true American experience. Every honk you get on the highway is just someone applauding your courage to live your truth—one chapstick at a time.
