Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas Socks wonders shout, “Have Your ELF a Merry Little Christmas” $15.99
Secretion of the Ooze Briefs These aren’t just briefs—they’re a full-blown psychedelic fever dream $11.99
Khen Tortoise Leopard Wine Glasses – Set of 2 If regular wine glasses whisper sophistication, Khen Tortoise Leopard $160
Head Hurts Trucker Hat Funny Meme Cap Retro Custom Embroidered Dad Hat Ever had one of those days where life smacks $35.95
This Is My Costume Halloween Party Vintage Custom Embroidered Black SnapBack Hat Cap with Double Rope Forget elaborate costumes, itchy wigs, and trying to paint $35.95
No You Hang Up Sticker – Cute Ghost Mask Glitter Vinyl Sticker Some stickers say “cute.” This one says, “I’m emotionally $4.99
I Drink Pond Water Hat Potent Frog Official Merch Custom Embroidered If you’ve ever wanted to simultaneously channel grandpa-at-the-bait-shop vibes $35.95
Best Funny Fuzzy Slippers to Wear for Cozy Fun: Top 6 Picks Slippers. Humanity’s greatest invention. Forget the wheel. Forget fire. $32.99
If Smoking Give Me The Cigarette Hat Custom Printed Hat Finally, a hat that ends awkward small talk for $19.95
Just The Tip I Promise Men’s Funny Halloween T-shirt If Halloween is about tricks and treats, this shirt $21.99
I Miss Mac Miller White Black Brim Hat Custom Embroidered Cap If you thought paying homage to Mac Miller meant $35.95
One Tequila Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people collect stamps, others collect vintage coins… and $25.95