Top 15 Geeky Products for your kitchen – The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach — you need the kitchen for that.And if you’re kitchen’s loaded with these awesome geeky products, we’re quite sure that your man (slash woman) would be grinning from ear to ear!
Skull Cereal Bowl
These are not the brains you’re looking for.
Don’t be scared! It’s just a handmade skull from wet/dry food food grade material that could store up to 16 oz of fluids if that’s what you feel like using it for. It’s as creepy as it could get though so it isn’t really for the faint-hearted.
It’s handmade so you know that this is Etsy behind this!
You’ve Been Poisoned Tea Set
Hate serving tea to your random visitors? Send the message across. This “You’ve been poisoned.” vulgar tea cup comes with a coordinating “Bye.” saucer to complete the prank set. It’s made of porcelain with a floral pattern that’s hand embellished. Don’t microwave this or you’ll really end up saying bye to it.
Another creative idea brought to you by our friends from Etsy.
Lightsaber Salt And Pepper Shakers
“Am I seeing the dark side?”
That’s probably just pepper from this visually amazing salt and pepper shaker that’s inspired by a certain Jedi’s light saber. It has a ceramic mechanism you can adjust from fine to coarse to satisfy your condiment needs. The mills are made from high-quality stainless steel, and their exteriors are durable ABS plastic molded to look like Anakin’s personal saber.
Start shaking now by getting this from whatonearthcatalog.
Bear Claws Meat Shredders
Ever wondered what it’s like to be Wolverine? This bear claw meat shredders is the key to your dream! This is the answer to perfectly shredded meat without the mess and headache of knives and forks. Easily grasp and shred pork, chicken, beef, and more with the ultra-sharp “claws” that’s on par with that of Logan’s. It has been featured on BBQ Pitmasters, Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and America’s Test Kitchen. Bear Paws have been named “Best BBQ Tool” by the National BBQ Association. We probably don’t need any more convincing from this point on.
Bring out the primal shredder in you by getting this from Amazon.
ALIENS Cookie Jar
If you hate aliens (those that Winona Ryder also hates) to the guts, this is the item that you’re looking for. Just imagine getting a cookie from a dead alien’s head and munching on it. And it could also scare away those lurking cookie predators for size.
ThinkGeek would be glad to help you scare others now.
Nintendo Cartridge Cutting Board
Wanna feel like you’re cooking but you’re playing? Or vice versa? Yeah, we tricked you there. Choose from either maple, cherry, mahogany, or walnut material for your Nintendo Cartridge-inspired cutting board as soon as you can.
Just shut up and we’ll take your money. Your kitchen needs this.
Bottle Loft Beer Fridge Magnets
Got lots of things in the fridge that you don’t have enough space for your booze. Fret not! This Magnetic Fridge Bottle Hanger is easy to install and stick to your refrigerator ceiling, and could take care of your drink that weighs up to 1.5 lbs per bottle. A perfect gift for the non-sober guy in your family.
It’s time to party and get drunk via Amazon.
R2D2 Coffee Press
We’ve always wanted our own R2D2 assistant and this might be the closest that it could get to your morning cup of coffee. This Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press could hold up to 4 cups (32 oz) of hot coffee to start your day or keep you going when you need that extra caffeine kick. *Beep* bean *bloop* brew.
Another smart creation by our peeps from ThinkGeek is waiting for you.
Keyboard Waffle Maker
Want people to know how workaholic you could get? Or how addicted you are to playing games on your desktop? This keyboard waffle maker is your kitchen buddy that could get that message across. You could get pretty creative if you have lots of time by putting different toppings across those holes or just straight up pour syrup onto it. Whatever your type of waffle is *wink wink*
Use your keyboard to get this keyboard from Amazon.
The Master Pan
We’ve always loathed a pancake that tastes like egg and the other way around. Save yourself from the trouble of having to cook your food separately with this Master Pan! It allows you to use only 1 pan to cook a full meal, as it was uniquely designed with 5 compartments that allows you to cook everything you need on a single pan. Food comes right off the pan so it makes cooking more enjoyable and easy.
Get the ultimate lazy boy cooking tool from Amazon today.
TriceraTaco Dinosaur Taco Holder
If you’re into Jurassic Park and Tacos, we just found you your new friend. The TriceraTACO Taco Holder is a 100-percent food-safe ABS plastic product that could add some extra fun to your eating ventures. It could house up to two tacos at a time on its bare back and could also be the home of toasts, waffles, sandwiches or pretty much anything edible that you could possibly put on its back. Don’t worry! The triceratops won’t be interested in eating it!
Let your Jurassic adventure begin with the help of Amazon today.
Corgi Cookie Cutters
If you don’t love corgis, something might be wrong with you.
This cookie cutter is designed with a corgi so cute you wouldn’t mind eating its behind. This product is suitable for cookie dough, biscuit dough, craft clay, fondant, and other baking materials that you feel like using. You could also custom order for a size that you prefer!
Another cute product by our pet-loving buddies from Etsy.
Muffin Top Baking Cups
We’ve all seen the muffin top look before but definitely not quite like this.
This jean-style cupcake pants are waiting for you to fill it up with your preferred cake batter. Silicone construction is dishwasher safe and easy to clean so it would really come in handy for your baking needs.
Sexy muffins are coming your way from Amazon now.
Chemist’s Spice Rack
If you hated Chemistry classes back in school, we’re quite sure this is one that would make you appreciate it. With 14 Chemistry Lab-themed spice containers, you could exercise your science knowledge and wits by filling up these containers (contents not included upon order!) with the usual suspects in your kitchen experiments. May we suggest that you hand wash this to avoid wearing of the names and not worry about the chemicals.. errr, we meant the contents of your test tubes and flasks.
Bring out the Dexter in you by ordering from Amazon now.
Nessie Tea Infuser
Whoever said that the Loch Ness monster has gone missing? Nessie has been seen floating around the actual place (google time!) just a few days ago so now might be the perfect time to infuse your tea cups with it. Don’t worry, it’s 100% food safe because it’s made of high-quality silicone.
Be part of the legend by creating your own drink with it via Amazon today.
