The Never Ending Birthday Card Plays Happy Birthday For 3 Hours Straight

The Never Ending Birthday Card plays Happy Birthday for 3 hours straight or until the battery dies.

Oh and if you try to take the battery out, there’s a bunch of glitter inside.

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