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Zombie Hoodie

Zombie Hoodie – Here’s an idea for some defense

Shredding Scissors

Shredding Scissors – Cheaper, quieter, and more portable than

Zombie Tarot Cards

Zombie Tarot Cards – Predict your personal outcome to

Umbrella Corporation Umbrella

Umbrella Corp Umbrella – Shield yourself from the flying

Bacon Air Freshener Spray

Bacon Air Freshener Spray Your room stinks but you

iPhone Gloves

iPhone Gloves – The weather’s getting cold, winter will

Hello Kitty Mustache Purse

Be girly with Hello Kitty, but not too girly

iPhone Photo Printer

iPhone Photo Printer – You don’t have to deal

VooDoo Cutting Board

Voodoo Cutting Board – The kitchen is the

Pixelated Oven Mitts

Pixelated oven mitts, perfect for cooking brownies which can

Corn Dog Maker

Corn Dog Maker – I know it sounds corny

Stormtrooper Helmet Replica

Be the coolest kid on the block with this

Rubiks Cube Tissue Box Cover

Rubik’s Cube Tissue Box Cover – Don’t try to

Mace Gun

Mace Gun – A great way to protect yourself

Toilet Water Bowl For Pets

Toilet Water Bowl For Pets – It’s unsanitary for

Super Mario Chess

Nintendo Super Mario Chess – Now you don’t have

Crayon Ammo Belt

Crayon Ammo Belt – You never know when your

Leaf Scoops

Autumn has fallen upon us and its time to

Carlashes

Carlashes – Have the most fun and flirty car

Desktop iPhone Handset

Desktop iPhone Handset – A nice reminder of the

8 Bit Tie

Adorn the 8-bit Tie and show your geek credentials

Star Trek Starship Enterprise Cufflinks

Star Trek Starship Enterprise Cufflinks – Boldly go where

Mustache Duct Tape

Mustache Duck Tape – Fix anything with the help

Leafy Wire Ties

Leafy Wire Ties – Bring nature and technology together

Massaging Bed Rest

Massaging Bed Rest – This is, or holds, everything

Ghost Hunt Laser Game

Ghost Hunt Laser Game – You can see dead

iPhone Shoe Lace Case

iPhone Shoe Lace Case – Getting ready for the

Link’s Onesie

Link must have been the most adorable baby in

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes – Give a little character to

Chainmail Bikini Top

Stand out from the crowd and be the princess

Bag Re-Sealer

Your chips will never go stale again as long

Ice Cream Sandwich iPhone Case

Ice Cream Sandwich iPhone Case – Your iPhone will

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier – Mustaches make the world go around,

Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener – Own the

Brass Knuckle iPhone Case

Toughen up your iPhone with this stylish bumper case

Bacon Gift Wrap

Give the gift of bacon and have the most

Doggie Treadmill

Your dog needs exercise even when its too cold

Glow In The Dark iPhone Case

I can’t garuntee you’ll never lose your iPhone again,

Spock Ear iPhone Case

Spock Ear iPhone Case – Live long and prosper

Big Bird Halloween Costume

Big Bird Halloween Costume – After a reference in

Storage Bag Opener And Holder

Transfer food to a plastic bag without doing a

Pooper Scooper Vacuum

No need to get close to the doo with

Friday The 13th Jason Mask

Buy it as a classic Haloween costume, then save

Hamburger Into Hotdog Maker

Finally a solution for when you run out of

Life Size Zoltar Fortune Teller

Make a “big” impression with this classic novelty arcade

Star Trek Bib And Spoon

Start your baby’s geekiness early with this Star Trek

Zombie Survival Kit

You can never be too prepared for the upcoming

Duff Beer Energy Drink

Duff Man says drink Duff Energy Dring Oh Yeah!

Tungsten Zelda Triforce Ring

Zelda Ring – Get your rupees ready because you’ll

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal

Show your support for the deity with the biggest

iPad Guitar Simulating Tutor

Have the expirence of being a rock star without

Ghost Hunting Starter Kit

Looking for some scary fun this Halloween? Head on

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Everybody’s favorite neighborhood character immortalized in this action figure.

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