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Censored Sunglasses

Not only do they protect your eyes from the

Aquarium Coffee Table

Aquarium Coffee Table – You wan’t your extravagant aquarium

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Tenderizer – Take your anger out on

Big Bang Theory Kitty Hoodie

Big Bang Theory Kitty Hoodie – While wearing this

iPod Nano Wrist Watch Strap

iPod wrist watch strap – Be the coolest kid

Cereal Despenser

Cereal Dispenser – Serve your cereal the semi fancy

Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer – Own the best damn banana slicer

3 Tier Cupcake Pan

If you have a little girl, she would love

TMNT Shell Backpack W/ Masks

The only other thing you need besides this backpack

iPhone App Magnets

iPhone App Magnets – Just remember that, when you

Zombie Family Decals

This looks like the kind of family decal that

Hammock Chair

What could possibly be more relaxing than sitting under

WiFi Bathroom Scale

Now your bathroom scale can be smart enough to

Guest Bed Ottoman

You can hide that spare guest bed right under

Minecraft Torch Light

Minecraft Light Up Torch – Mount this light to

R2D2 Projection Alarm Clock

R2D2 Projection Clock – You will feel like there

LEGO Ice Cube Tray

Lego Ice Cube Tray – Perfect for keeping your

Full Size iPhone Keyboard

If you have a lot of typing to do

Egg Muffin Toaster

Make your very own egg mcmuffin at home in

Kitty iPhone Dust Plug

Keep your music sounding clean by protecting your headphones

Mr. Tea Infuser

While this little guy is relaxing in your tea

Porthole Wall Fishtank

If you have your fish bowl screwed to your

Portable Glass Fireplace

It is starting to get really cold, you need

Cable Management System

Finally an elegant way to hold all of your

House Tissue Cover

House Tissue Cover – Cover all of those ugly

Bed Fan

Bed Fan – This is probably the best invention

HDMI Pocket Projector

Take a portable projector anywhere you go with the

Chocolate On A Stick

Chocolate on a stick – Finally a revolutionary way

Jumbo Key Magnet

Never lose your keys again with the Jumbo Key

USB Rechargeable Battery

USBcell Rechargeable Battery – Perfect for recharging you battery

LED Pool Stools

It’s a little late in the season (unless you

Error 404 Mug

You need a mug that tells people exactly how

Cassette Coffee Table

We may not use cassettes anymore but we can’t

Ultimate Bartending Tool

Everything you will need to make any drink your

Hand Squeeze Shirt

This shirt will definitely make you look thin without

Recycled AT-AT

I guess AT-ATs are made from recycled computer parts,

SkateCycle

So you can’t decide if you want to go

iPhone Microscope

Go beyond macro into the world of micro with

Wood Neck Tie

This is knot your average neck tie, wooden fashion

Wii Inflatable Racing Kart

Bring you Mario kart racing experience to a whole

Tree Bookshelf

Tree Bookshelf – Books might not grow on trees,

Tea Leaf Infuser

Tea leaf infuser – Wow, your tea is so

Lego iPhone Case

Lego iPhone case – Everybody loves to play with

Bloody Shower Curtain

If you have the Bloody Bath Mat, then you

Bullet Bottle Opener

Bullet Bottle Opener – Better than doing shots

Hobbit Socks

Hobbit Socks – Tired of having hairless feet? Well

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun – The ultimate weapon for a food

Strong Man Toilet Paper Holder

Strong Man Toilet Paper Holder – Oh man, that

Nyan Cat Musical Plush

Nyan Cat Musical Plush – Meow meow meow meow

The Walking Dead Daryl Hoodie

The Walking Dead Daryl Hoodie – You can dress

Googly Eyes Clock

Instead of hands telling you what time it is,

Mini Wooden Speaker

Just like a mighty tree sprouts from a tiny

Cassette Makeup Compact

If you like to wear your makeup 80’s style

Bloody Bath Mat

Bloody Bath Mat – You see all kinds of

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