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Caffeinated Water – 12 Pack

Caffeinated Water – As much caffeine as a cup of coffee,

iPhone/iPod Amp

iPhone/iPod Amp – Now you can really rock out

Double Dish

Double Dish – No need to make your table

R2D2 Trash Can

R2D2 Trash Can – Quite possibly the greatest trash

Tiki Cthulhu Mug

The Tiki Cthulhu Mug – H.P. Lovecraft’s cup of

Microwave Bacon Rack

Microwave Bacon Rack – Perfect for making bacon on

Hidden Bible Flask

Hidden Bible Flask – Hide your flask where nobody

Trongs

You would think finger foods defeat the purpose of

Motorized Skateboard

Motorized Skateboard – Because who said skateboarding was just

Race Car Bed

Race Car Bed – What I wouldn’t have given

Can Handle

Can Handle – For those of you who can’t

Alderaan 5 Day Weather Forecast Shirt

Star Wars Alderaan 5 day weather forecast shirt –

Creeper Hoodie

Minecraft Creeper Hoodie – If you like to creep

Photo Studio In A Box

Photo Studio In A Box – Everything you need

BasketPong

BasketPong – Take beer pong to a whole new

Better Sleep Pillow

With so many different positions you can use this

Inflatable Car Jack

Inflatable Car Jack – Your jack no longer has

Double Umbrella

Double Umbrella – You don’t have to sacrifice yourself to the

Iron Man Chest Plate iPhone Case

The Arc Reactor LED lights up as a notification

Han Solo In Carbonite Light Switch

Han Solo In Carbonite Light Switch – So that’s

Wireless Solar Keyboard

Wireless Solar Keyboard – Hands free to brighten your

Refrigerator Magnet Bottle Opener

Refrigerator magnet bottle opener – fast, easy, and convenient

Sudoku Toilet Paper

Sudoku toilet paper – for those times when you

Scary Shadow Shower Curtain

Transform your bathroom into a horror movie scene with

Plants Vs Zombies LED Sunflower Lamp

For when you’re up late at night playing Plants

iPhone Rocket Launcher

Another device to add to the long list of

Cat Whack A Mole

Cat Whack A Mole – Your cat will be

Evil Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats

Don’t think your cat is sweet enough to pull off the

Princess Leia Apron

Princess Leia Apron – May the fork be with

Nail Caviar

Smooth shiny nails are sooo last season, now it’s

Glass Globe Decanter

Now you can point out exactly where your favorite

Egg And Toast Salt And Pepper Shakers

Perfect for breakfast when you like a little extra

USB Message In A Bottle

USB Message In A Bottle – A modern take

BBQ Branding Iron

Personalize your steaks with your very own BBQ branding

Armadillo Cheese Grater

Armadillo Cheese Grater – Grate for any meal!

Darth Vader Clock Radio

Darth Vader Clock Radio – It may be bright

R2D2 iPhone Case

Maybe you’ve already got the Darth Vader or Chewbacca

Adjustable Spaghetti Measure

Adjustable Spaghetti Measure – Perfectly measures spaghetti noodles. Just

Floating Trampoline

Can you think of a better way of spending

Astronomy Powerful Laser Pointer

Astronomy Powerful Laser Pointer – This is the most

Caped Batgirl Panties

Caped Batman Panties – See how fast you have

Log Stump Cooler

Log Stump Cooler – Your friends will be stumped

Aerogel 99.8% Air

At 99.8% air aerogel is the lowest density solid

Wooden Cross USB

Wooden Cross USB – because Jesus saves.

Doctor Who Universal Remote

Doctor Who TV Remote – You know the first

Beer Bottle Mustache

Beer Bottle Mustache – As if drinking beer doesn’t

Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug

Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug – The mug that

Solar Powered Speaker System

Plays your music as long as the sun shines!

Batman Ice Cube Tray

Batman Ice Cube Tray – Holy polaris Batman, it’s

Wolverine Hand Claw

Wolverine Hand Claw – Now you too can tear

Penis Pasta

Penis Pasta – Comes with a recipe for big

Stormtrooper Mug

Stormtrooper Mug – It takes a lot of caffeine to be

Ice Luge

You can have a spur of the moment luge

Doctor Who Monopoly

Any Whovian would love to monopolize the Doctor Who

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