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Shark Paring Knife

Sharks normally go for fish, but you can use

Skull Beer Bong

Skull Beer Bong – There’s nothing like chugging beer

Rubber Band Gatling Gun

Rubber Band Gatling Gun – Your little brother will

Apocalypse Survival Shovel

There are many things you will need to survive

Loki Hoodie

Loki Hoodie – You’ll look so good Tom Hiddleston

Pug Mask

Pug Mask – I don’t know why you’d want

Custom Breaking Bad Pint Glasses

Breaking Bad Pint Glasses – Add a little element

Human Face Stress Ball

Human Face Stress Ball – What better way to

Buddha Butter Dish

Buddha Butter Dish – Who better to watch over

Beer Tote With Bottle Opener

Wooden Beer Tote Caddy With Bottle Opener – This

Star Wars Slot Car Set

Star Wars Slot Car Set – Relive the high

Zombie Head Decanter

Little known fact zombie heads usually add the best

Jabba The Hut USB Flash Drive

Star Wars Jabba The Hut USB – Jabba the

Doctor Who TARDIS Christmas Ornament

Doctor Who TARDIS Christmas Ornament – Complete your geek

Extreme Pumpkins Book

Extreme Pumpkins Book – Diabolical do it yourself designs

Chocolate Bar USB Hub

Chocolate Bar USB Hub – The most delicious way

Man Eating Shark Costume

Along with all the ghouls and goblins, sharks are

Knife Block Tablet Stand

Easily view your recipes from your smart phone or

Zombie Shirt

Who knew dressing up like a zombie would be

Ice Cream Bar USB

Ice Cream USB – So yummy looking you’ll be

Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

Inspired by AMC’s original series “The Walking Dead: Miami”

Giant Connect 4

Giant Connect 4 – You’re no longer little so

Cigarette Lighter Ring

Now you’ll never lose your lighter again… well unless

Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt

Breaking Bad Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt – Is today

Barnett Crossbow Package

Barnett Jackal Crossbow Package – Time to practice all

Queen Of Everything Mug

Are you the Queen of f*cking everything? Well then

Where’s Waldo Costume

Where’s Waldo Costume – Now it’s your turn to

Mustachifier

Are you as tired of your baby’s lack of

Darth Tater Mr Potato Head

How do you like your potatoes? Rare, medium, or

Cheeseburger Earmuffs

What better way to keep your ears warm than

Man In A Gorilla Cage Costume

People will go ape-s*** when they see you in

The Very Hungry Zombie

Because the best way to teach kids how to

Beer Goggle Drink Markers

These beer goggles will make any drink look good…

Beer Pong Ball Sac

Ball Dropping isn’t just for young boys, it can

Hakuna Some Vodka Tee

Hakuna Some Vodka Tee – It means get wasted

Kick Ass Costume

Kick Ass Costume – Every hero is just a

Wicked Witch Leg Lamp

Christmas isn’t the only holiday that can have an

Smartphone Controlled Light Bulb

Smartphone Controlled Light Bulb – Now you no longer

Totoro Cloak

Totoro Cloak – Leave it to Totoro to always

Halo Energy Sword

Halo Energy Sword – You may not be Sangheili but

360 Degree Mirror

Finally an easy way to see the back of

Light Up Lightsaber Sunglasses

Combat the Dark Side while shading your eyes

Yoda Bathrobe

Yoda Bathrobe – Keep you nice and warm after

Rebel Alliance Backpack

Rebel Alliance Backpack – Official backpack of the Rebel

Zombie Hand Napkin Holder

Zombie Hand Napkin Holder – Turns out zombie hands

Werewolf Hoodie

The perfect hoodie to wear on a chilly full

Skull Bowl

It’s almost Halloween, you should change out your normal

TARDIS Smart Safe

The TARDIS will keep your things safe, well as

Death Star Soccer Ball

Death Star Soccer Ball – The official soccer ball

Sock Monkey Wine Caddy

Sock monkey will be happy to protect your wine,

Tauntaun Talking Plush

Tauntaun 12″ Talking Plush – So cute you’d never

Camera Lens USB

Camera Lens 4GB USB – Store all your photos

MoPed Pizza Cutter

You can use a MoPed to deliver pizza now

Three Sloth Moon Shirt

Legend has it that if you wear this shirt

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