Let’s face it—some of us are so broke, we consider Top Ramen a luxury meal and debate selling a kidney just to cover Netflix. But now, thanks to the “I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Pay Attention” shirt, you no longer need to say a word—your financial situation screams from your chest with comedic elegance. It’s not just a shirt, it’s a wearable cry for help with punchlines. Perfect for awkward family dinners, unpaid therapy sessions, or reminding your boss you deserve that raise because your wallet echoes louder than your laugh.
This shirt is the official uniform of ballin’ on a budget. It’s like wearing a tax return that never showed up. People may not throw money your way, but they’ll definitely throw respect (and probably some side-eyes). Whether you’re dodging rent or just ghosting your bank account out of fear, this shirt says, “I’m poor, but at least I’m hilarious about it.” Fashionably broke? Now that’s a power move.
