Buy These Gifts If You’re Going Straight to Hell Anyway 13 Offensively Funny Products That’ll Ensure You Skip Purgatory
Fuck Off I Mean Good Morning 15oz Mug For those who aren’t morning people—and frankly, for those $22.00
Skull Halloween Candy Bowl, Plant Planter Pot 4″ H Polyresin Skulls (Gold) First off, this thing is a skull. A shiny $33.00
I Miss My Ex Girlfriend’s Dad’s Brisket Custom Printed T-Shirt Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? $25.95
Megadeth Magnetic Jack Rack® Key Holder Finally—a key holder that screams, “I love organization and $39.99
People Who Get Diarrhea Custom Embroidered Hat Some people wear hats to show team loyalty. Others $35.95
Stop Honking! Driver is Conducting Research on Wikipedia Bumper Sticker Nothing says “cutting-edge navigation” like swerving across three lanes $10.50
Something Special Just For You Middle Finger Pop Up Card Ah yes, the pop-up card that says what words $12.99