I’m Not Like Other Girls I Have Hemorrhoids Iridescent Acrylic Motel Keychain Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, $9.60
Wine Glass Painting Gift Set – Do it Yourself! Creative Glassware Paint Kit for Wine Nights Let me set the scene: it’s girls’ night. You’ve $81.95
Your Choice: Raptured or Big Gay Party Bumper Sticker There’s a certain type of driver who doesn’t need $10.50
Gay Pride Patriot Funny Car Decal Sticker Why choose between sparkly fabulousness and full-throttle patriotism when $10.50
Do You Have Any Cigarettes T-Shirt There’s something undeniably bold about wearing a shirt that $25.95
Swearing Helps Oven Mitt Bakeware Oven Mitts Let’s be honest—baking is a beautiful, wholesome experience… right $19.99
Curio Coffin Shelf Spooky Gothic Decor for Bathroom, Living Room or Bedroom – Black Shelves are boring. Everyone’s got rectangles on their walls $49.95
Who the F is Rachel Ahahah Custom Embroidered Fish Tank Hat Who the F is Rachel? Nobody knows, but apparently $35.95
Waylon Jennings and My Mother Had a Brief Fling Embroidered on a Rope SnapBack Hat Cap The first time I saw the hat—olive green, rope $35.95
Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal Ah yes, the Masked Machete Killer Wiper Blade Decal—the $24.99
Viva La Thick Latinas Custom Printed Trucker Hat Step aside, basic baseball caps—this green and white masterpiece $19.95