There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and someone showing up to a cookout wearing a “Cigs and Beer” shirt with no cigs and twice the beer. This shirt isn’t just apparel—it’s a whole philosophy. It’s for people who think a food pyramid should include a Marlboro and a cold Bud Light. It’s for the uncle who shows up to Thanksgiving with a cooler, flip-flops, and life advice you never asked for but somehow always need.
Wearing this shirt is like holding up a sign that says, “I’ve got stories I legally can’t tell.” It’s perfect for concerts, dive bars, fishing trips, and disappointing family brunches. It’s not just fashion—it’s a warning label that you’re the kind of person who once lit a cigarette with a sparkler and thought, “Yeah, this feels right.”
