Calm Your Tits! – Stress Tits – The world’s first stress tits!
The Calm Your Tits Stress Ball is the perfect remedy to help release stress from the daily grind we call life.
Features incredible nipple detail.
Includes one pair of tits that say CALM YOUR TITS, and each tit is a nice handful at 3 inches in diameter.
Sent 100% Anonymously. Usually ships next business day by USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail.
We all need a reminder to “Calm Your Tits”. Feel your anxiety melt away as you squeeze these tender tits. Our tits are guaranteed to help calm you down.
Forget about your idiot boss. Forget about your endless bills. Forget about your shitty apartment. Forget about the gradual decay of your body and the impending need for adult diapers.
Let our Calm Your Tits Stress Balls whisk you away to a better place.
What’s Included
► Pair of Calm Your Tits Stress Balls
► Tracking number and delivery update emails so you’ll know when it’s delivered
