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Is it a T-Rex? Godzilla? Does it really matter!?
When the evil gnomes of your garden have taken over (and trust us, it’s only a matter of time before they become evil, possessed ankle biters) this creature will be THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE!
Help him help YOU by proudly displaying him in your garden…and let those little bastards masquerading as symbols of merriment and goodwill know who the real boss is…Gnomezilla bitches!
Now SHUTUP and give me the details!
9.5" tall x 5" wide at base x 6.8" deep (inc. tail); 1.9 oz.
Made of resin
Makes a great gag gift!...or real gift…we don’t know your friends, so we won’t assume