Noble Gases Tee

They are the Kings of Kings! The Royal-ist of the Royals! The Highest of the High! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you the Noble Gases! In honor of these most-noble gases, this jester (yep, me) would like to present a few chemistry jokes to their highnesses…

How often do you like jokes about chemistry? PERIODICALLY!

I realized I weighed nothing on a milligram scale….and I was like Omg!

Is your mother traveling at the speed of light? Because her mass is infinite!

I WAS going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun…but NaH

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• Premium poly cotton blend
• Funny shirt with an exclusive design
• Vintage Fit and Feel
• Wash inside out in cold water, hang dry